Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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