I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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