Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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