then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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