Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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