ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I look better un-naked...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
