oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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