i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
time to smoke my breakfast
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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