Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
whose parrot is this?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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