Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
