My friends, they love my intelligence
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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