There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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