just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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