Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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