I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Randomize