This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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