she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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