woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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