508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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