I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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