You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
