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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(204): View more from Manitoba

When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

(204): View more from Manitoba

I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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(702): View more from Nevada

Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...

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(925): View more from California

I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties

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