I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Your cock deserves a montage
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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