Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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