We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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