I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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