She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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