If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we have officially lost it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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