only if we run a train.
done.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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