yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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