Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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