people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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