bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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