So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How's work?
Spinning.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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