Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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