I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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