found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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