My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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