walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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