I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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