its not stalking. its research.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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