I must be too annoying 4 u.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Blow job season was short but glorious.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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