I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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