Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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