it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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