why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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