Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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