i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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