I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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