Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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