But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hippo gnu deer
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
