would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Found the puke drawer
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
