After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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