I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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