Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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