My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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