Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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